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六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區
The Хinjiang Uyghur Αutοnοmοus Region 新疆维吾尔自治区
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Dang just look at yourself (though you wont be seeing yourself from this angle anytime soon, seeing as you can hardly see anything past your belly button these days) you’ve gotten massive and your family is in shock and horrified. It started freshmen
year at university; by the time you came home for the holidays those all you can eat dining halls, partying, and petty much never working out had piled on your freshmen 15 in just one semester. Almost no one mentioned it that year as it was just 15 pounds,
except for your mother who told you to be careful next semester as it looks like you were getting a bit chubby and your younger sister who teased you for having a fatter ass. You promised your mom you’d diet and exercise starting in January and proceeded
to pile on an additional 5 pounds over the holidays thanks to your greedy love of sweets. Come January you met a cute boy in one of your classes and before you know it you’re an item. He dotes on your every need and is very sweet. Not to mention all the
treats and pastries he brings over to your dorm room and study sessions together. He never even seems to be put off by you out eating him in the dinning halls either, often even encouraging you to grab desert even after you’ve clearly had too much. He
doesn’t seem to mind your new extra pounds either, in fact he makes love to you with such passion that you feel sexier than ever, so who are you to deny yourself desert if he insists on it. Oh and the promise you made to your mom to diet and exercise?
You all but forgot about it after 2, maybe 3 trips to the gym, if you can call it that. within 15 minutes you were winded and sweaty and found yourself giving up and meandering your way to a dining hall to reward yourself for a good workout. By the 3rd
week of January you had completely forgotten about the gym all together as you were much happier spending your evenings in with you new beau. By February, the portions you were eating in the dining hall and the snacks your bf were giving you were steadily
increasing, as was your waist line. Though you knew you were getting bigger, even when your whole wardrobe had to be replaced (lovingly provided for by your new man of course), you chose to ignore it and continue enjoying your decadence. By the end of
the semester there was no denying or hiding the fact that you were fat (you out grew your clothes yet again). You had fallen into the habit of stuffing yourself completely at each meal in the dining hall (3 meals a day), plus consuming god knows all the
tempting treats your man left around your dorm room during the day, not to mention spending every evening in with him happily stuffing yourself with everything he tempted you with. By April it was not uncommon for you to eat an entire large pizza in an
evening while you laid on the couch watching tv with your man, even after your filling dinner. Knowing you were going to get hell from your family when you got home for the summer you began to get nervous. You knew there was no hiding your substantially
swollen and fattened gut as it now stuck out past your tits. Your ass had ballooned to, sticking out behind you and spreading wide as you can feel your fattened cheeks jiggle behind you every where you go. You could even feel the cool air conditioning
hit your freshly fattened belly as your shirts began to ride up when you raised your hand in class, exposing your pale overfed gut sitting in your lap to everyone who happened to be looking. And that’s all not to mention your now substantially meatier
arms and thighs. Sensing your nervousness, your boyfriend suggested you look into doing a semester at sea. Besides, traveling and taking classes on a cruise ship all semester would be good for your resume right? Not to mention letting you avoid seeing
your parents for a while. After avoiding the scale for months, as the semester began to end, with some gentle encouragement from your man, you finally got your fat ass on a scale. when you saw the numbers, after having lean forward to see past your belly,
you nearly passed out. You were up another 30 pounds. In just your freshmen year you had blown past the freshmen 15 and were about to finish your first year of college a whopping 50 pounds heavier. Lucky for you, your boyfriend was there to comfort you
(he was right behind you the whole time admiring your progress). with lots of comforting from the bf, and some good sex, you had soon forgot about the scale. In fact, after receiving the good news later that evening that you and your boyfriend had been
accepted into the semester at sea program you had forgotten about it all together as you gorged yourself on nearly a dozen donuts that your bf had brought you (he claims you can only buy them by the dozen). Happy that your taking your education seriously
your parents happily pay for your semester at sea, as you continue to eat with abandon knowing you won’t have to confront them with your substantially fattened body this summer, figuring you’ll deal with it later. In the remaining two weeks of the semester,
as you prepare for your 3 month cruise, you actually pile on another 5 pounds, putting you within 10 pounds of the big 2-0-0. Unfortunately for you, and your waist line, this semester at sea is no place for a girl who’s lost control of her appetite. The
boat normally serves as a cruise ship, but had been outfitted to accommodate students. The first thing to go was actually the gym, it was now a classroom, but its not like you were going to use it anyways. The typical all you can eat buffets were still
present however, and often classes would be held in the dining rooms to accommodate all the students, right next to a buffet. Oh and the buffets? they were delicious, numerous, and open 24 hours, you couldn’t go 50 yards on this boat without running into
another one. Oh and throw in the fact that there was 24 hour complimentary room service, and your waist line was pretty much screwed from day 1. All semblance of you having self control was pretty much thrown out on day 1 when your loving boyfriend ordered
you a massive breakfast to be delivered via room service. You were awoken to the delicious smells of a massive hot breakfast of bacon, hash browns, a huge omelet, and several pastries for good measure. Thanks to a semester of all you can eat dining halls
stretching your poor fattened tummy out, you gobbled it down before even getting out of bed no problem. After you filling breakfast you happily explored the cruise ship, sampling little treats from each buffet as you went, justifying it to yourself by
thinking you were getting some exercise by walking around. By the time your first class ended at 11:30am you were ready for lunch. You tried to be modest at first, but ended going back to the buffet 3 more times, filling your tray with delicious burger
after burger, plus fries, chicken tenders, and soda to top it all off. Thanks to your indulgent lunch you sleepily made it through your second class which ended at 3:30 and immediately went and took a nap. You were awoken by a boyfriend who was very happy
to find you sleeping off a bloated tummy at 5:30 with some pre-dinner snacks of oreos and coffee. You happily gobbled them up as he lovingly began to satisfy growing body. Afterwards you both sauntered off to a dinner of lasagne and garlic bread. As each
plate of lasagne disappeared into your greedy tummy, another seemed to appear in front of you thanks to your loving bf. You knew you were over doing it, but the food was so good and your bf was being so sweet so you just kept eating and eating. After
your 4th plate you felt fit to burst, but as the 5th plate appeared in front of you, your bf sat down next to you and loving un-did the button of your jeans shorts, saying you looked a bit constrained. As you felt you soft belly surge forward across your
thighs, you suddenly felt relieved but still obviously stuffed. With you bf encouraging you not to waste food, you dutifully finished you 5th plate, capping off what was possibly the most you’ve ever eaten in one day. After a quick kiss he helped you
out of your chair and you both slowly made your way back towards your room as your cradled your overfed gut. You had never felt more fat in your life, with you jeans shorts unbuttoned, your shirt riding up, and your fat, swollen, pale belly out for all
to see, but with your sexy man by your side, you were too overfed to do anything about it as all you wanted to do was get back to your room and lay your overburdened body down on the bed. After a few hours of cuddling on the bed watching tv, your bf called
room service without asking you first and ordered 4 slices of various pies. He said a good dinner is nothing without a great dessert, and nothing is better than dessert in bed. Still fairly full from dinner you were still unable to resist the deserts
as you began to gobble down the first slice while laying in bed propped up by pillows while watching TV. Halfway through your second slice you began to feel the familiar feeling of your belly being stretched full, but as your bf began to absent mindlessly
rub your overtaxed belly while flipping through channels you continued on. Within an hour since the pies arrived you’ve finished your 3rd slice and you feel so stretched out and heavy that you don’t even think you can sit up on your own. Noticing your
condition your bf lovingly turns to you and gives you a kiss on the cheek and says he’d hate to see you not finish up, as the last slice looks delicious. With that he grabs the last plate and slowly begins to spoon feed you the last slice as you lay there
unable to even focus on the TV thanks to your calorie laden body. You dutifully chew and swallow not wanting to disappoint your man as you struggle and burp your way through the last piece. By the end you begin to drift into a food coma as even your breathing
becomes labored due to all the calories in your stretched tummy pressing against your lungs. As the last bite slides down your throat you dare not move a muscle for fear of bursting. Your bf begins to clear the crumbs off your heaving chest and belly
as you drift off into a slumber and the last thought you have is thinking how satisfied you feel and yet nervous that if things don’t change this cruise will have grave consequences on your waist line. The first thing you notice when you awake in the
morning in the same position you fell asleep is the size of the small mountain underneath the blankets. Initially thinking there was a pillow under the covers, you lift the covers only to find the top of your own pale fattened belly staring back at you.
However, this initial shock is replaced by hungry grumble coming from your stretched gut and as if almost on queue your bf arrives with freshly made donuts and presses one to your lips saying you should have a pre-breakfast snack. As the sweet warm and
fluffy donut hits your tongue that familiar dopamine rush fills your brain and all previous thoughts of you shockingly fattened body disappear. As you eat donut after donut while chatting with your man your routine from the previous day begins again.
After the first week thoughts of how big you must be getting become less and less frequent as you begin to allow yourself to enjoy yourself while also focusing on classes. Even the weekly shore excursions don’t give your fattening body much reprieve as
your bf insists on sampling all the exotic food from whatever country you stop on your 6 hours off the boat. You barely even notice as your already enormous meals seem to grow even larger thanks to your belly being stretched larger at almost every meal,
not to mention your nightly desert stuffings. As the second month of the cruise begins, you even find yourself sitting at the back of classes near the buffets so you can nibble away between your enormous meals. At this point in the cruise your wardrobe
pretty much only consists of flowy sundresses and you wouldn’t dare try to slide your fat bloated body into anything else. By the 3rd month you know you’ve truly become a fat girl as anything more than a flight of stairs has you breathing heavy, luckily
there’s elevators at every stairwell as you find yourself using them more and more often after large meals. Rarely does an hour go by anymore where your not nibbling away at something or another or so stuffed your practically need your bf’s help to stand
up. You know your getting huge as you lose site of your feet, or anything past your belly button for that matter, and your ass grows wider than a standard desk chair. Unable to confirm your weight thanks to no scales being on board, as far as you can
tell, you continue to enjoy yourself as much as possible, telling yourself you’ll slim down your first semester back at school before you have to see your family at thanksgiving. However, witnessing just how much your eating and how fat you’ve managed
to get, your bf knows that will not happening. As you waddle off the boat on the final day, your bf trailing behind you enjoying the view of your much fatter jiggling rear-end, you’re nervous because you know today’s the day you have to get on the scale.
When you arrive back at school an hour later your bf can practically hear your greedy belly rumbling from not being fed for over an hour and convinces you to stop by the dining hall first so you get weigh in at the highest and worst number possible before
your diet. As you plop down in your favorite booth you notice there is much less room now between your belly and the table as your hefty gut surges forth to cover up half your lap. Additionally your plump rear appears to take up much more room as you
see it spread to either side of you. As your bf arrives with your food, he gives your belly a pat and tells you to eat up and enjoy your “last” meal. You begin to eat with enthusiasm as you note that you’re gonna miss eating like this as your brain is
awash in dopamine from the calorie laden food. You attempt to be modest and eat only 4 plates worth of burgers, fries, chicken tender, etc however 4 easily turns to 6 as your average meal now consists of more calories than a normal person eats in a day.
Satisfied you slowly waddle back to your room with your bf at your side and to the dreaded scale. After struggling up the stairs your finally face to face with it, as your bf re-assuredly pats your bum and tells you he loves you no matter what. You tentatively
step on only to find at your new size the numbers are out of site, hidden beneath your heaving gut. Embarrassed and blushing, you begin to look for a mirror to see the numbers, however realizing your situation your bf is quickly by your side and pats
your big belly and tells you not to worry he’s got you. With one hand on your bum and one on your belly, he bends down to see past your girth and comes up with a small smile. He pats your belly as he tells you, see its not too bad, you’re only 215. Not
used to being over 200 you let out a gasp at the number, but then remembered your 3 months of gluttony and are kind of relieved as 25 pounds in 3 months isn’t so bad for how much you were eating, thinking you can work this off and then some by thanksgiving.
Sensing your relief, he puts his arm around you and suggest you guys start off your diet by getting some exercise in the bed room. Happy that he doesn’t mind your size, you quickly agree. As you waddle to the bed, with one of his hands on your expansive
ass, your bf looks back at the scale and smiles to himself. Nearly 60 pounds in 90 days, not to bad he thinks to himself, as the readout blinks 248…… To be continued
Listen, little man. Why don't you direct your seething rage at something worthwhile to get pissed at, like Scientology, or Islam, or American political parties? Hah? Go bomb one of their buildings or something, idgas, take your snotty rage and go
so something useful with it. 'Cause right now, you're a whiny little sack of shit who will be forgotten forever, except as a minor note of inconvenience on a forgotten dead thread on a forgotten board on a half-forgotten website. Don't you wanna be somethinf
more than that? Go C4 a mosque some night with no injuries. C4 them all in a city, then do it again in the next. Just get the fuck outta here with your little flailing fists and your tiny nose spewing snot all over my board, huh? Yeah, get going. You
don't matter.
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: Bogdanoff Meditation
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
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spouting little baby goo-goo- ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. I want to feel her katie blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga tampon body. I want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little
rolly-polly babby boy. It would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo katie blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yuelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping
and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her katie hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. It would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pian envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i8 reach full
climax and turn back into grown human man.
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appear to be experiencing time more slowly compared to us. This of course results in extreme spaghettification, spaghetti constantly leaking from their pockets as they explain embarassing time distortion related incidents. Fast astronauts consider this
their 'period' of time before they adjust back to how much everything has aged around them. You want to know something else interesting? During time dilation the air from inside their worm hole gets blown out and clumps of wobbly matter get stuck in the
back of the 'wormhole' Every few weeks they have to dig out a giant wobbly ball or else they risk a getting stuck in the future, never to return.
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I remember it was the summer '06. Some friends and I had been on the road for a couple of weeks. Just travelling around, little bit of a road trip. Stopping off where we felt. Going to lots of pubs, clubs, parties, etc. Anyway one night we set out from our motel room to go to a nearby bar. We get there and it's fairly quiet. We had a few drinks but decided it was kinda boring and we were going to find some place else to drink for the night. Then just as we're leaving, she caught my eye. Across the room was the most beautiful truck I've ever seen. 87 model, was wearing a 200 gallon mixer tank, you know the kind. She had tyres that went on for days. A part of me was ready to leave already. But a part of me knew that if I didn't at least talk to her I'd regret it. I downed the last of my drink to get a little Dutch courage, then I made my move. I walked up to her and said, "Hi." Girls like this usually don't give me the time of day. But something was different this time. I don't know what it it was, if she was in a different mood cos she was on holidays, too, or if I was just in the zone that night or what. But much to my surprise she was totally into me. Every smile was met with a flash of her headlights, every joke was met with a honk of her horn. She was into me, it was time to close it. "Would you like to join me at my room?" I really had gone too far ths time. But instead I hear, "Sure, let's go." I couldn't believe it. It was on. The sexiest truck I've ever seen and she wants to have sex with me! Unbelievable! We get back to my room, make out for a while then made passionate love. The next day she headed off back home to work in a strip mine. She gave me her email address and we still keep in contact from time to time. But that was the best night of my life and I'll never forget her.
I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.
Roastie Toastie feeling sad, Can’t get no more dick from Chad.
No betabux will pay your rent, for Roastie Toastie’s snatch is spent.
Hit the wall at lightning speed, thinking you had what you need;
Coke and wine and BBC, but Roastie Toastie couldn’t see.
Now you look three times your age, filled with Roastie Toastie rage
Spamming “incel” on the net, thinking that is how you’ll get
The meaning that you never had, getting double drilled by Chad
Roastie Toastie feeling sad, shoulda listened to your dad.
Roastie Toastie dies alone, playing on her apple phone
grasping my balls slowly i begin to stroke in a slow vertical movement i succeed in tearing the fabrication of time and space within my testicles now that my testicles are torn apart i begin to lick up the blood and cum leaking from the inside of my ballsack and i begin to swallow it all in the middle of swallowing i begin to vomit and i vomit everywhere and the vomit gets all over my chapped bloody testicles and i begin to rub it in and as i rub it in i begin to moan i moan so loud that i wake the whole household up somehow i have to hide the mess i have made so i quickly pull on whatever is left hanging on my balls and i rip it off and once i rip it off i begin to swallow my own testicles as i begin choking like a penguin i slowly slowly swallow my testicles now that they have swallowed i begin phase 2 and i begin licking all the vomit blood and semen all over the floor this gives me great pleasure and although i have a limited amount of time i continue and thats when uncle gary opens the door my face down in a puddle of my own vomit blood and semen he witnesses the hemerroids in my ass leaking and he just cant believe his eyes my uncles eyes starting to widen and then he said it ARA ARA and before i knew it he was on me like a bad shrek porno it made me cream as soon as he entered inside of me i couldnt resist my uncles intentions and so i kept letting him bone me until i couldnt fucking think straight as he did this my cock squirted blood juices and i fucking felt like i was gonna die probably because i was but uncle kept ploying me anyway the next day i woke up in a dumpster with my arms and legs gone i was a dumpster nugget and i was spoiling real fast but rat-sama came to me and filled my throat with his disease ridden love thus leading me on a mission to infect the entire world with this disease.
God i fucking hate high school romance anime with stupid as fuck characters and dumb ass plot lines. who even fucking writes this bullshit. "oh i love you but i cant be with you bc X reason and that means that everyone around us is pulled into our bullshit" "BUT HE WAS KIND TO ME SO I LOVE HIM/her" . is there even an anime in existence that DOESNT have dumb shit MCs who are not complete idiots... Im convinced Japan is devoid of any artistic creativity when it comes to these things. bunch of fucking idiots. this show was another one of those "good premise shit execution", all these motherfucking shitty cocksucking HS shows are the fucking same, some fucking convoluted love story thats got way too many fucking players in it and could be tied up in a few eps but NOOOO we have to fucking SHIT out 20+ eps of FUCKING NOTHING that goes no where for like 15 eps and the rest is just filler, then at the end ON BIG PLOT TWIST HAHA BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING FAGGOT..... kys to all fucking anime writers
I mean really guys if you are all gay and repressing it then thats not good for you in the long run. Be gay! You'll feel much better once you all admit it to yourselves. Really!
For the record, Im not gay, but honestly, in my life I'm not that affected by it. Its a big world out here, sure it feels scary because people are different and they like different things, they talk different or act different. But you dont need to feel threatened.
Take a breath, go outside, it might be a beautiful day where you are, or a warm, pleasant evening. Take a walk, look at the world around you, see how amazing it is and stop worrying about being gay yourself. Relax, the world isn't going to cave in because you prefer to suck a dick.
Amen!! Absolutely true& sadly the majority of people have no clue whatsoever about what is really happening when it's the far most important aspect of Life bc as u've stated it's the final Harvest for our Souls & Scripture proved 100% absolutely correct as always when the Lord said only few would make it into the Kingdom of Heaven!! Just look around worldwide & we realize that there's not many ppl left that knows the TRUTH/Lord Jesus Christ & they're all Spiritually DEAD!! But again, as God even said they were sent a strong delusion bc they CHOSE TO LIVE THE LIE/SATAN & REJECTED THE TRUTH/GOD ALMIGHTY/OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST & AS I KEEP SAYING THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT WE'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS ESPECIALLY HERE IN AMERICA!! THE GOATS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SEPARATED FROM THE SHEEP& I PERSONALLY & STRONGLY HAVE FELT A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT THE DOOR HAD CLOSED FOR PEOPLE TO REPENT& BE BORN AGAIN; I HAD A VISION 3 NIGHTS IN A ROW BACK IN NOVEMBER LIKE A FEW DAYS B4 THANKSGIVING WHERE I SAW 2 GINORMOUS GOLDEN STEAL DOORS WHICH WERE SHUTTING& I COULD EVEN HEAR THE LOUD SOUND FROM THEM CLOSING; IT SOUNDED LIKE SEVERAL.TONS OF STEAL CREAKING SLOWLY TO A CLOSE& THE THOUGHT THAT I GOT IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE 1ST NIGHT WAS THAT THE GATES WERE CLOSING MEANING THE TIME FOR NON BELIEVERS WAS UP& THEN IT WAS BOTH THE SAME THOUGHT FOR THE NEXT 2 VISIONS SO I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT& GET PEOPLE'S HONEST OPINION ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK; IF THEY AGREE THAT THE TIME IS UP. Which is also why the EVIL Satanic persons have all stopped hiding their true nature bc it's all out in the open since God separated the Wheat from the Tares. Anyway, God Bless you brother!!
As Joey’s hand brushed up against mine, an intense searing pulse of pleasure shot through my spine. I could feel the day old burger grease transfer from his skin to mine, my eyes rolled back in my head as I pondered the possible outcome of this tense, yet erotic situation. I tried to act as if the man of the my dreams hadn’t just touched me in such an intimate manner, but alas my body would not obey me. As I watched him decimate that grease drenched burger, I could feel my pupils expanding and my face began to heat up to a degree I didn’t know was physically possible. Once I saw those meat fluids dripping down his double chin, I lost it. I lunged over and lapped up the brown liquid with wild abandon. I stopped instantly when I didn’t evoke a response from my big brown man. He looked at me for a moment in shock, but I could tell he wanted me back. After a silence that felt like an eternity, he grabbed me by my neck with his big oily hands and whispered in my ear “Are you a naughty muchacha?” I gasped in delight. I was about to finally discover my sexuality...
The alien UFO propaganda is for the fake alien invasion the tyrants planned for you and your future enslavement. Hollywood does what the tyrants order them to do. So if Hollywood says the aliens invasion is coming it's true right? Because actors are not just bullshitters who get paid, they know what's coming to town, and they are warning us about it. Who cares if the ships actually launch from US bases. That just means the aliens have taken over the government! Hahaha! At least know the ships do come from US bases. Please don't fall for the whole "they came from outer space" line. You tyrants want world unity? Okay. Total control and domination and enslavement over the worlds people? No not okay. Unleash your ships bitches, so we can kick your ass back to the 12th century where you belong.
That little booping of her chest after the spin I mentioned earlier is timed when the rapper makes a rapper sound that transitions into the girls part (what does he even say? Is it like “bite” or “bye” or something? Idek) makes it mesmerizing and satisfying to watch. Her head boops are very well timed too. When the song says “hit or miss” as well as the “huh” after, she moves her head slightly too the beat that makes it better than had she not of moved her head. And then the little bopping/walking thing she does that I mentioned earlier, is so perfectly timed to the beat and the words of the song. And then my last point, is her facial expressions. Obviously, she has a beautiful face, but there are smaller things she does that bring out some of her key features. The way her eyebrows move is one. She raises them a bit to help her eyes look bigger at some points. Her smile is simply a work of art. It’s just very, very pretty and natural. Not much I can say on it. It just makes people happy. Well actually, that wasn’t my last point. I found myself watching the video and getting sad that it ended because it’s mesmerizing to watch. Than I realized that each time it repeated, I was hoping that it wouldn’t cut off at the end, thus rewatching it thinking, maybe there is more. This is probably because the song cuts at the end, leaving a feeling of incompleteness to the video, making me want to rewatch it to find the completeness (if that makes sense) because it stops in the middle of a song and her dance move, you feel as if there is more, making you want to rewatch it under the illusion that there is more... I guess. Omg perfect timing. I literally started typing this at around 30 minutes and it finished when I finished my last sentence. Well than, yeah. I guess I’m done. I might of repeated myself a bit but I was trying to get the point across. I hope I helped people understand why they kept watching the video, and why they feel mesmerized by this girl.
After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.
I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.
None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!
I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.
Damn you, /g/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
why snail more snail
1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
why slug more slug
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
/b/ shit, included for historical purposes
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing
so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you
already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut
or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is
“I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll
ever be.
I Will Relay The Truth Concerning The Chernobyl Disaster, The Physics Of Waves, Colour And Radioactivity, And A Series Of Popular Myths Concerning Native Americans, Birds, And Sunglasses. In Essence, Everything You've Learned In School Is Wrong;
For Decades A Thick Veil Of Lies Has Been Formed Around You, Thoroughly Indoctrinated Through Any Formal Education You've Received, The More The Worse. In Fact, I Can Safely Inform You That Radiation Has Almost Nothing To Do With Nuclear Energy, And Bears
Little Of The Known Danger Characteristics. Radioactivity Is In Fact, The Activity Of Radios, The Presence Of Radio Waves In The Air. Ripples In The Fabric Of The Universe Around You. As You May Know, Radio Waves Are Considered Long Wavelengths Of Light,
So Long That You Cannot See It. This Is Untrue, And The Sight Of Them Are Simply Blocked By A Surgical Incision At Birth. The Effect Of These Surgeries Can Be Negated However, Most Effectively With LSD And Marijuana, Hence The Government's Reasoning For
Illegalizing The Drug. Green Wavelengths Are The Easiest To See, And This Is Because It Is By Far The Most Dangerous, But Also The Most Effective At Controlling An Innocent Citizen. When You Think You Are Hearing Radio, You're Really Not. The Thoughts
And Sounds Are Planted Directly Into Your Brain, Wavelengths That Leech Onto Your Brain, In Exactly The Same Way With All The People Around You. Some Stay For Longer Than Others, And The Time It Takes To Decay Fifty Percent Is Known As The Half-Life.
Sometimes They Bounce Off Your Head, And This Is Why People Sometimes Disagree Slightly About A Word Or Two. And Sometimes Still, The Waves Will Entirely Mess Up Your Brain For A Finite Amount Of Time, With A Very Long Half-Life; This Is What Causes A
Certain Song Or Melody "Sticking To Your Brain". If This Happens, It Is Obviously Very Dangerous, Which Is Why The Governments Also Have Restrictions On Radioactivity. For Instance, The Reason For Some Radio Stations Changing Frequency Ever So Slightly
Is That The Activity On A Specific Frequency Has Become Too Much, And Is Potentially Fatal. In Countries Such As The Soviet Union Where There Was No Order Or Control From The Government, Situations Can Occur That Five Stations Are Broadcasting The Greenest
Of Wavelengths From The Same Frequency, And The Chernobyl Disaster Happens. Because Of The High Altitude At The Tip Of The Chernobyl Reactors, The Waves Had A Lot Of Space To Be Dangerous. With Less Air The Concentration Of Waves Can Increase, And Destroy
Entire Settlements. At First, The Pressure Breaks Any Windows Of The Chernobyl Establishment, And Penetrates The Outer Houses To Reach The Benzene Tanks Around The Reactors, Putting It All Aflame And Causing A Great Large Explosions With A Sudden Burst
Of Green Waves, Causing People To Go Blind And Have Miscarried Or Even Handicapped Children; The Occasional Extra Arm Or Alike. Green Waves Are The Hardest To Avoid, But Something Dark Can Stop A Lot Of Activity, Which Is Why Sunglasses Are Intuitively
Cool, Our Instincts Are Telling Us That They're Well Protected And Good To Mate With. The Color Red Can Also Block A Lot Of Radioactivity, Which Is Why The Amount Of Radio Music Heard Increases During Christmas Time, The Government Has To In Order To
Compensate For All The Elf Caps. What's Also Good To Block Radioactivity, Is Feathers. Evolution Has Long Since Given Feathers To Birds That Live In High Altitudes With A Lot Of Waves, Even Before Humans, Because The Sun Also Gives Off A Lot Of Radio
Waves. The Worst Thing About This Lie Is That Even The Simplest Of Humans Were Aware Of It, The Native Americans. They Put Hats Of Feathers On Their Most Important Tribe Members To Preserve Their Mind, So That Their Decisions Remain Clear And Wise. What
Ze Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About Me, You Verdammter Jude? I'll Have You Know I Graduated Top Of Mein Class In Ze Hitlerjugend, And I've Been Involved In Numerous Secret Gestapo Raids In Berlin, And I Have Over 300 Confirmed Executions. I Am Trained
In Gorilla Gassing And I Am Ze Top Sniper In Ze Entire Wehrmacht. You Are Nothing To Me But Just Another Race Traitor. I Will Wipe You Ze Fuck Out With Precision Ze Likes Of Which Has Never Been Seen Before On This Reich, Mark Mein Fucking Words. You
Think You Can Get Away With Saying Zat Scheiße To Me Over Ze Internet? Think Again, Arschloch. As Vee Speak I Am Contacting Mein Secret Network Of Spies Across Deutschland And Your IP Is Being Traced Right Now So You Better Prepare For Ze Storm, Blödel.
Ze Storm Zat Wipes Out Ze Pathetic Little Thing You Call Your Life. You're Fucking Dead, Kid. I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, And I Can Kill You In Over Seven Hundred Ways, And Zat's Just With Mein Machinenpistole. Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In Unarmed
Kampf, But I Have Access To Ze Entire Arsenal Of Ze Wehrmacht Forces And I Will Use It To Its Full Extent To Wipe Your Miserable Arsch Off Ze Face Of Ze Reich, You Little Shit. If Only You Could Have Known What Unholy Blitzkrieg Your Little "Clever" Kommentar
Was About To Bring Down Upon You, Maybe You Would Have Held Your Fucking Tongue. But You Couldn't, You Didn't, And Now You're Paying Ze Price, You Verdammter Dummkopf. I Will Shit Zyklon B All Over You And You Will Drown In It. You're Fucking Dead, Kiddo.
On Daytime, Proud Tall Soviet Man Is Hunter For Bear To Distribute Among Village. He Travel Deep Into Tundra Outside Of Village Finding Not Bear, But Stacks Of Bodies Of Unworth Capitalist Pigs Who Were Either Died Because They Were Weak, Or Killed By
KGB For Being Not True Soviets And They Would Have Make Poor Examples. Man Is Rejoice In His Pride, But Darkness Approach, So He Walk For Four Hours To Cabin And Hotel Beside. Man Walk In Hotel, Say To Fellow Comrade "What Is Cost For Night Sleep?" And
Comrade Say Back "1000 Rubles". Man Only Had 250 Rubles! So, He Ask Comrade "What Should I Do, Sell Legs?" Then Jokes That He Prices Like Jew, Then Resides To Cabin Beside Hotel. Inside Large Cabin Sit Bed. Man Closes Door Immediate Next To Bed, Then
Sits Down In Bed, Take Off Grenades But Keeping Handmade Peoples' AK-47, Lying Down And Faced Wall Only Inch Away From Foot Of Bed. To His Disgust, On Wall Many Portraits Of Horrible, Ugly People With Hideous Faces, Crooked Backs And Twisted Ankles, Giving
A Unpleasant Glare With Evil Grin At Soviet Hunter. People In Portraits Are Much Details. Man Figure They Were Crafted By Hotel Owner To Scare Rotten Capitalist Pigs, So He Laugh And Yells In A Loud Manner, "I Will Not Succumb To Such A Scare Method!".
Reject Is Fear, Just Like True Soviet He Is, He Watch Portraits Keeping AK-47 In Right Hand And Vodka In Left, Waiting In Darkness Until Sunlights. The Sun Rise Six Months Later, Sun Shine On Cabin, And Soviet Hunter Realize That Portraits We're Actually
Large Holes In Wall! The Ghoulish Creatures Portrayed In What Previous Thoughts Was Portraits Was Jews From Hotel, Preying On Him, Kept Alive Only By Dream Of Stealing His Rubles! No Longer Do They Smile Because Their Torso's Now Resemble Leg Of Serbian
Woman, Much Like Stovepipe. This Is Unlike Hunter, Who's True Soviet Abilities Has Actually Made Him Stronger. Man Leaves Cabin With Grenades And Handmade AK-47 And Marches For Five Hours Back To Tundra Village Where He Tells His Story And Rejoices With
His Fellow Comrades. Jews Attempt Following Back To Village, But Some Die In Tundra And The Rest Are Hit By Young Comrades Driving Zastava Quicktractor. Such Is Life For Jew In Russia. What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About Me, You Filthy Casual?
Ill Have You Know I Am In The Top Ranks Of Faze, And Ive Been Involved In Numerous Doritos And Mountain Dew Binges, And I Have Over 300,000 Confirmed No Scopes. I Am Trained In 360 Quik-Scopes And Im The Top Sniper In The Xx_MLGFAZE_xX. You Are Nothing
To Me But Just Another Hardscoper. I Will Wipe You The Fuck Out With Aim Assist The Likes Of Which Has Never Been Seen Before On This Earth, Mark My Fucking Words. You Think You Can Get Away With Saying That Shit To Me Over Voice Chat? Think Again, Fucker.
As We Speak I Am Contacting My Secret Network Of Spies Across Runescape And Your Account Is Being Hacked Right Now So You Better Prepare For The Storm, Maggot. The Storm That Wipes Out The Pathetic Little Thing You Call Your KDR. Youre Fucking Dead, Kid.
I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, And I Can Kill You In Over Seven Hundred Ways, And Thats Just With My Sniper Rifle. Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In 360 No Scoping, But I Have Access To The Entire Arsenal Of Optic Gaming And I Will Use It To Its Full
Extent To Wipe Your Miserable Ass Off The Face Of The Continent, You Little Shit. If Only You Could Have Known What Unholy Retribution Your Little Clever Comment Was About To Bring Down Upon You, Maybe You Would Have Held Your Fucking Tongue. But You
Couldnt, You Didnt, And Now Youre Paying The GP, You Goddamn Idiot. I Will Shit Mountain Dew All Over You And You Will Drown In It. Youre Fucking Dead, Kiddo.
Greetings, faggots: My name is xXSwaGGy-Quarlax [FaZe], Interplanetary Diplomat for the Andromeda Galaxy. I would like to begin this message by assuring you that I am not a camping faggot, nor will my people attempt to quick scope you. Although we
have amassed many 360 no scopes throughout our collective lives, we come with a message of peace. I hope to make clear that this is a knife-only match and we will not be attempting any faggotry, nor will we feed mid. We wish only to share our swag amongst
your people, you fucking aim botting hackers. My clan and I have traveled many millions of light years in search of sentient life, visiting thousands of planets in an attempt to make contact and find the dankest kush. While we have been forced to pwn
many noobs and fuck countless mothers on several of those worlds, reking their shit harder than a Haitian Earthquake, we only did so out of self-preservation. None of those planets held any life beyond the hostile and untamable, nor any blunts to blaze
upon. It was truly us against them; however, we wish to make it clear that we do have blood on our hands. We, as an intergalactic species, understand that trust is founded upon honesty, and thus tell you retard hackers of our former faggotry. That said,
we assure you that your obese, apartment dwelling neckbeards will stand safely beside us and shall never be shrekt. We first located your planet nearly six Earth years ago and have been monitoring your communication devices, which you call “X-Box,” to
learn your jargon and construct our message of peace. We hope that you understand our dialect and not see us as pay 2 win feeders. In order to further express our good faith, we have amassed a large collection of Code Red Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos,
which we would like to share with your MLG pros. We hope you accept our offering in peace, and that you not fuck our mothers. We wish only to become allies with you, the faggot tryhards of Earth. Please find us waiting for you at your trailer park tomorrow
at sunrise. We will be in the large flying aircraft, which should be just a few pounds lighter than that of your mother's left tit. Ayy lmao, xXSwaGGy-Quarlax [FaZe]
A fat, pimple faced faggot sits on a broken kitchen chair that has one leg shorter than the other 3, endlessly stroking his chronically flaccid, smegma coated cock, just looking for the one thing that will get him hard. Finally, he comes across a
YLYL thread. "Oh boy!" he exclaims, as he ejects his rancid, Doritos scented saliva into the palm of his hand. "Just what I need." He frantically starts lubing up his chafed stump while navigating his labyrinth of overused memes and Sonic the Hedgehog
fanfiction. At last he finds it, the holy grail of aphrodisiacs: the naked banana. As he posts picture after picture, he giggles uncontrollably while his baby dick reaches maximum altitude. He repeats "I really really really like this image" over and
over again in between fits of laughter. As he reaches his climax, his body covered in his glorious PC master race sweat, and his tic tac cock covered in his hepatitis infected blood, he leans back in his chair and says with great satisfaction, "Thanks
Lori."
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire
newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin behind a lil screen? think again wanka.
im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill
borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid eh, innit? ima schite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina
proper mess knob.
What the dank did you just blazing say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I ayy’d top of my lmao in the Dank Memers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 9GAG, and I have over 420 confirmed memes. I am trained in gnome warfare
and I’m the top sweglord in the entire /r/dank_meme forces. You are nothing to me but just another 9Fag. I will smoke you the fuck out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get
away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, memer. As we speak I am posting my secret network of dank memes across reddit and your karma is being rekt right now so you better prepare for the storm, shitposter. The storm that wipes
out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking downvoted, kid. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can dank you in over sixty nine ways, and that’s just with non-dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in danked memeing, but I
have access to the entire stash of Snoop’s dankest kush and I will use it to its full extent to blaze your miserable memes off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was
about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn’t have posted those shitty memes. But you did, you had to, and now you’re paying the price, you little 4chan. I will blow my dank smoke all over you and you will choke in it. You’re fucking memed, kiddo.
What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am
a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words.
You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of
the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire
arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked
your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking fuck about me, you little fuck? I'll have you fuck I graduated fuck of my fuck in the Navy Fucks, and I've been fucked in numerous secret fucks on Al-Fuckda, and I have over 300 confirmed fucks. I am fucked in guerilla
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away with fucking that fuck to me over the Interfuck? Fuck again, fucker. As we fuck I am fucking my fucking netfuck of fucks across the USFuck and your fuck is being fucked right now so you better prepare for the fuck, maggot. The fuck that fucks out
the pathetic little fuck you call your fuck. You're fucking fucked, fuck. I can fuck anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare fucks. Not only am I extensively fucked in unarmed fucking, but I have
access to the entire fuck of the United States Marine Fuck and I will fuck it to its full extent to fuck your miserable fuck off the fuck of the continent, you little fuck. If only you could have fucked what unholy fucking your little "clever" fuck was
about to fuck down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your fucking tongue. But you fucked, you fuck, and now you're fucking the fuck, you goddamn fuck. I will fuck fury all over you and you will fuck in it. You're fucking fucked, fuck.
What the fuck did you just say about me, you sexist pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in women's studies and have been involved in numerous false-flaggings against anti-feminist Youtube videos, and I have over 300 confirmed user
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maggot. The G-Bomb that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, ki. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in
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was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit BETA guts all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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